size 36 blue jeans

standing at the bar

next to me minding my own

fella his girl & his dad who says

you’re putting on the pounds son

thanks Dad but I’m still a size 36 waist

no you’re not look at mine

lifting his jacket to show his leather belt

blue jeans high up on his waist

these are 34 waist your 36’s are down there

hanging low on your hips not your gut

to be up like mine they need be 38’s at least

thanks Dad thanks a bunch

hey I’m on your side he said because

plus 36 is when the diabetes begins to happen

there was quiet for a minute maybe two

hey Dad at least I got a backside

not that flat thing you call an ass

about then I went back

to minding my own

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