Dude

used to chew gum
mouth open
right in my ear
when I was working
on something
I stood it out
for a long time
& finally snapped
you chewing rubber bands?
had the balls
to accuse me
of being rude
but then
he was one of those
if you are not
part of the solution
you are part of the problem
guys
translation:
do my job for me
bring me answers
cos I got not one
it will be
a bus will hit him
as he looks both ways
at his untied shoelace
a truck will
run his car over
as he waits too long
at the junction
or a heart attack
from feeding full
at the ignorance trough
I don’t miss him
Did you guess?

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